- Libra (zodiacsociety)
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?
when a meme gets too overused it becomes… memeingless
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do
I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not to fuck with that.